Wiggle to the left, wiggle to the right, to the left, right, left, right..
(I am back at work, on the chair of revolving.)
Truth be told, I am at work waiting to go home.
(And fair enough too, it's 7 p.m.!

I will OMMMMM the person who is supposed to be home (so that I can offload my car full of STUFF to them), to BEEE HOOOOOME....

OMMM.
Goes to make phone call.

Guess what? Ommming doesn't always work!
I know it's a horrifying revelation, but you'll handle it.
I, on the other hand, will go home anyway!!