*ringing*

"Hello! I'd like to order a cold please."
"~~~~~?"
"That's right. Preferably five days or less."
"~~~.."
"Going on holiday! It's soon now, and I'm worried about catching the flu just as I've started on my holiday - you know, folks will think it's SARS or something.. Everyone else seems to have caught it around here, but me."

"~! ... ~~~?"
"The UK, Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia."
"~?"
"2 and a half months."

"~! ~..~~~~..."
"That's right. So I'd like to order a cold please."
"~~~, ~"
"Great! Do you take visa?"
"~."

*transaction*

"You've been a great help. How long until I get it?"
"~~."
"Fan-tastic. Have a nice day!"
"~!"

*click*