"Hootmenangy Jumbleflupper", said the Lord, and all the angels said "What, your Lordliness?"
"Do not question the word of Me", said the Lord. "Just Do it."
Because of this slight misunderstanding, the weekend only consists of two days, instead of the rightful thirteen.
You and I both know this to be so. It always takes a whole fortnight to catch up on anything you were supposed to get done one week and six days ago.